How to be skinny


youre-5-foot-a-bitch:

arlert-the-troops:

mutisija:

fucking—-done:

anorexia-recuperare:

1. Notice that your body is covered in skin
2. Say “Wow I’m skinny”

Congratulations you are now skinny 

this changed my life

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gOD FUCKING 

(Source: emilymarni, via dickflickmoment)

remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population


(Source: lesbianmooncolony, via dikdikpiks)

simonjadis:

diabolicaldorothy:

bobs burgers is an example of how fucking funny things can be when yoU ACTUALLY UTALISE YOUR FEMALE CHARACTERS FOR COMEDY INSTEAD OF HAVING THEM STAND THERE ROLLING THEIR EYES

DO YOU SEE

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(Source: divinedorothy, via schloong)

dikdikpiks:

overtheadriatic:

icansodorandom:

Barton Hollow - The Civil Wars (Cover by Hannah Moroz and Mike Sanjuan)

Finally get to show you guys this thing I’ve been working on with Mike Sanjuan! Remember he’s still trying to raise money to release his new album, which is going to be awesome, so please help him out if you can over at fundanything.com/dreamers-fools.

And remember to share this around if you like it enough! It would mean so much to us!

Yo yo yo

YO WOWZA

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HANNAH WHAT THE HELL THIS IS TOO GOOD. UNACCEPTABLY EXCELLENT. 

(which tbh is just what I’ve come to expect when a new Hannah video shows up)

kaguramutsuki:

i really wish tumblr wasn’t so unforgiving because it’s resulted in this overly cautious environment where everyone is deathly afraid to be unintentionally offensive

there is no surefire way to avoid offending someone, offensive content varies from person to person and there is absolutely no way to satisfy everyone

and because of that you shouldn’t have to walk on eggshells. make mistakes, learn from them, have a good time.

(via anacousticwayofliving)

iwishihadafather:

that’s it. that’s the whole show

(via amandaschronicles)

buckbarrow:

prepstergrunge:

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

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still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later

today I learned that this historic post was made by Kirstyn Hippe. what. even. i’m trying to convince her to fly her dad up for HallowMeme because him just attending as himself would win the best costume award. 

My dad might pay to fly himself up here if he knew he’d win a Real Life Award for being an internet superstar. 

A Listener's Guide to The Thrilling Adventure Hour / WTNV Crossover →

fyeahthrillingadventurehour:

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Hello Listeners!

You may have already seen that the great Welcome to Night Vale / Thrilling Adventure Hour crossover show will be released on October 1st. And yet, you still may not have gotten caught up on The Thrilling Adventure Hour. You thought you’d…

For all the babies that love Night Vale but are not yet proud Adventurekateers. This is a mighty fine writeup that helps guide any first forays into the marvelous world of The Thrilling Adventure Hour.

Kreon by Stijn.